So, Sari and Jess (aka us) have been sittin' back on our lazy asses chowing down some pork roast (we totally put the babies to sleep so we didn't have to share). As we chowed down, we realized that Saturday pork night is an awesome time to get our blog on. Don't mind the fact that Sari is pantless, you should expect it during blogtime. And don't mind the Jess breastfeeding the newborn kittens. She weaned Liam and is going through nipple stimulation withdrawals ("Feed young ones, feed on my breast meat milk.")
"Your breasts are so meaty"
-Sari
Anyhoo, so to you (our legion of adoring fans), here is our list of what to expect in the coming months and the new year.
...:::♥OvulationX♥:::..., The 2009 Calendar. What better way to keep track of your menses cycle (rock on mittleschmirtz) and day to day awesome activities, then with a calendar featuring awesome pics of your favorite cover band EVER. That's right, there is no better way. So man up, save and preorder your calendar today. We are totally cereal, this will be the most jaw-dropping, fan-fucking-tastic pos ever (like our band)! Jamon....
Mr and Mrs Skye Harvey (Skye totally wears the pants in the relationship) will be lending their shutterbug skills in our upcoming October photo shoot. So be on the lookout for our awesomely awesome pics.
Also be on the lookout for our fall tour through Northern Utah, central and western Idaho (not the skeazy panhandle, as opposed to the 300 miles of cow-ass we will be performing in), and finally the most glorious state of them all, Oregon *cue choirs of angels*. Ready yourselves for the classic OX Cher medley, Spice Girls, and Erasure covers that you have come to expect at our shows. Also, some new additions to the set list that y'all've been longing for in your pants such as: the Dresden Dolls, Flight of the Conchords, and New Kids on the Block. It will be good (Sari: "So it will be....") Specific shows to be announced (betwixt and between October 18th-October 25th). Details forthcumming.
Eat Me Recipes, our sweet cookbook of glory is now in the early compilation stages. We are currently accepting fan fiction (especially ...:::♥OvulationX♥:::... slash) and artwork for the book. Email us at ovulationx@yahoo.com for submission guidelines.
As for our blog, LOOK OUT! Sari's Poetry/Erotica Corner and jess' Tales from My Vagina will be foamy and fabulous! A caped vaginal superhero and the emo stylings of Miss Mah? What could be better than that? Nothing, that's right.
On a side note, we are still looking for followers of our awesome cult Mortology (a mash-up of Mormonism and Scientology). Follow Sari the Mortician, the leader of our church, on the path to your own planet. Bible dip with the BOM for anwers to life's mysteries (like, where is my freaking hairbrush?), get in street fights with Jehovah's Witnesses, dance out your problems ala Michael Jackson when he had a schnozz, and watch Moonwalker everyday! After you are done passing out pamphlets at the airport, Jess will reward you with a nice eternally refreshing sip of Kool-Aid.
Starting TODAY:
...:::♥OvulationX♥:::...'s Cervix-punchingly Phenomenal Video of the "Whenever We Decide To Put a Video Up"
Please enjoy this steamy installment...Give it up for Cher: Halfbreed!
Shimmery Cher on a horse? Yes please!
♥love♥
Sari aka Chindian: "This is one doodle that can't be undid"
jess :) aka Cunt Queen: "Don't forget to clean your uterus!"
